Little Johnny in Class
Little Johnny Does Different Maths Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.""Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.""Three and three… " His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught … Read more
Pet Peeves: What Dogs hate about humans
'1' Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! ———————————————- '2' Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG ————————————————– '3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ————————————————– '4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it! ——————————— —————– '5 ' The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a … Read more
Magnus setting up the small camera on the big tripod for the video podcast!!
Taken at CPI Consumer Tech
This is a series of jokes that end with the punch line “And that’s when the fight started…”… Enjoy!
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a New Year gift… The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started… ______________________________ My wife and I were … Read more
London what?? Boulevard?
I just returned from watching an intensely crazy movie. I don't mean this in the good sense at all. I mean – this is 2 hours of my life I will NOT get back in my life!! The story – with all due respect to Ken Bruen – was absolute rubbish! Only Ray Winstone and … Read more
Maybe Starbucks should change their logo!!!
Taken at Starbucks @ Mercato
What is a Deadlock?
From To Message Boss Secretary For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement. Secretary Husband For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband Secret lover My wife is going abroad for a week, so let’s spend the week together. Secret lover Small boy (whom she … Read more
Creeping on @aabo0 ‘s turf
Thanks, Partha Srinivasan @parthans on twitter Sent from my iPhone
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